The Horny Vampire
Release Year: 1971
Cast: Jerry Delony
Genres: Classic
Video language: English
Count Dracula's bearded, overacting nephew Count Talcum (?) skulks around Las Vegas in a suit, cape and bow-tie spying on and trying to pick up (some pretty haggard-looking) women. He acts like a third-rate lounge comedian and reads aloud from "1001 Ways to Seduce Women" while doing annoying double takes, running into doors and talking to the camera with his Lugosi accent. Meanwhile, people in the Vegas street scenes look at the camera in disbelief and we're subjected to more lame gags, terrible dialogue and irritating overacting. Now here's the confusing part of this short subject. Apparently there are two versions of it that were released to video. The first has hardcore sex scenes and the second version does not. I saw the latter and judging by the "actors" in this film, that's a blessing.
Format: avi
Duration: 41:24
Video: 640x464, XviD, 1508kbps
Audio: 125kbps
File size: 498.2 MB
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