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Studio: Factory Video
To quote Edina Monsoon: Armpit licking, sweetie! Armpits!
Factory Video continue to give their customers what they want. I imagine their request-line is run by a pervy little Kenneth Starr type, dredging out every last sordid detail: Um, yes, more sweat, close-ups of cooze ooze please or hows about a Bette Midler scenario?
Judging by the image of Alias on the front cover, this is what Smellyvision was created for. And think of the marketing opportunities lost when they made the decision not to release it in a scratch and sniff box. This is Attack of the Sweaty Armpits!
Apparently the guys at Factory Video got their ideas from contacting an armpit fetish Internet newsgroup. I can only imagine the fruity guys out there hunched over a terminal, rubbing their hands with glee: Our prayers have been answered! theyd beam.
We start in an adult video store where young Skyy browses for armpit videos but prefers to see Daddy Parkers real life ones instead. Ahh, the animal magnetism that a charcoal wife-beater can evoke! It all proves too much for Skyy, who dives straight in as Parker inspects the top shelf. Clothes are shed and underarms are well and truly tongue-explored, getting to the point where you have no idea when drool ends and perspiration begins. Blow-jobs and a great fuckscene (with Parker doing his usual frenetic topping) leads to an amazing bit where Skyy shoots his baby-gravy right into Parkers pit-stop (odd post-production effect here, or my acid kicked in early) before offering a repeat performance on his Daddys already cum-matted torso, which he then proceeds to lick off.
I lost count of how much screentime was devoted to crevices. Needless to say youll love it, and as for that bit of pit-fucking - well, you aint seen nothing yet!
The second episode is Caught in the Pit and sees underclothed Horst asleep in a really crummy sheeted-off set that funnily enough makes it even dirtier. Along comes similarly-attired Alias and gives the sleeping beauty a quick lick, working his way under the t-shirt sleeve as if it was foreskin.
Oops. The Kraken awakes, so get ready. Things get very verbal and very dirty very quickly. Alias becomes the axilla bottom, sing himself in Horsts canyons as his own crevices get pinched, slapped, twisted, plucked and gripped. These Armpit Pigsluts lead the way in whats no doubt going to become a new sexual revolution. Heck, Madonna will be recording songs about it soon.
The noisy bastards take turns fucking each others dripping shoulderbags (amazing!) before Alias rubbers up and fucks his big buddy whilst licking his own pores dry. The sequence (which made me want to criminalize all antiperspirant) ends with Alias delivering his candy samples right into Horsts face before he retaliates with a spoogebomb right into Aliass armpit, which both lovingly proceed to lick clean and dry. We can only look on in awe. And grab a Kleenex. Catholics should take special note - its another way to fuck without birth control! Here endeth the second lesson.
The final scene is romantically entitled Love Stinks - a pretty gross moniker but, hey, you get the picture. Wild and Davenport pick each other up in the street, head to Wilds apartment and get down to it on the sofa. Theres really nothing more to say: Davenport rips off Wilds shirt to get to his Loveland which he dotingly begins to devour. Hope the t-shirt wasnt expensive because its reduced to rags as Davenport keeps ripping to get better access to those strawberry-blonde hair-coves like hes just discovered his life-long fetish. He just doesnt stop! And it also totally reawakened one of my own dormant fantasies - I absolutely forgot how wood-inducing the sound of tearing fabric is.
Out come their amazing meat puppets and the two take their time paying equal attention to both horny body areas before they prove they really do know their asses from their elbows (ok - bad off-the-mark joke but it still works) as they flip-flop each other all over the lounge. As ever, both get each others loads smack-bang in the kisser.
Cant wait to see the sequel, maybe featuring vignettes such as the Perils of Penelope Pitstop, or The Pit and the Pendulous? Maybe Pitt: The Younger, a historical segment about Britains youngest Prime Minister?
Format: avi
Duration: 1:14:56
Video: 720x480, XviD, 1342kbps
Audio: 125kbps
File size: 810.7 MB
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PonyBoy Vol. 1: Horseplay
Studio: PonyBoy Films / Tipo Sesso
Horseplay is a lighthearted bareback romp from new PonyBoy Films, featuring 15 young, toned and cute Eurolads. Theres a light musical soundtrack and natural sound, with dialogue in English. The boys are overall very good and every scene is bareback, with facial cumshots and cum-eating action. Fans of natural pubes will find good examples here.A game of pool quickly leads to a scene with more emphasis on oral, although Taylor does get rimmed before he sits on Jacob and rides him. They fuck briefly in one position before Jacob shoots and rubs it on Taylors ass. Taylor then cums on Jacobs chest.John and Roman use the gym for more than a workout, especially once hunky Daniel joins in, adding his own perfect bod to the mix. Eventually John bottoms for both guys and everyone shoots a nice load. Another trio forms after Paul and Denver look at an issue of Allboy magazine. Denver, a cherubic baby-faced brunet, tells Paul to suck his dick. They are caught 69ing by tall, skinny, spiky-haired George Plozen, who whips out his long slim cock. They orally service one another until Paul sits on George and rides him. Both guys eat Denvers cum.While sampling cologne, Dinar Right and Joey Motell get motivated to fuck. These lads suck and fuck until the younger, smaller-built Joey fucks Dinar. The anal action here is pretty choppy, and Joey seems to have some wood problems. Finally they flip-flop and Joey takes it doggy style. By contrast, Dinar is a good top and shoots on Joeys hole.The final scene is a playful four-way that begins with hottie Patrick Maxwell and Komar favorite Aaron Hawke using their radio-controlled cars in unorthodox ways. They wake up sleeping stud Xander Young by running the miniature vehicle over his hardening cock. The ensuing group foreplay is well done, leading to the fucking of Young and Sebastian DeLong by Hawke and Maxwell, respectively. Very nice cumshots at the end, especially by Maxwell.
Format: mp4
Duration: 1:55:19
Video: 720x540, AVC (H.264), 1964kbps
Audio: 161kbps
File size: 1.8 GB
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