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Studio: Factory Video
To quote Edina Monsoon: Armpit licking, sweetie! Armpits!
Factory Video continue to give their customers what they want. I imagine their request-line is run by a pervy little Kenneth Starr type, dredging out every last sordid detail: Um, yes, more sweat, close-ups of cooze ooze please or hows about a Bette Midler scenario?
Judging by the image of Alias on the front cover, this is what Smellyvision was created for. And think of the marketing opportunities lost when they made the decision not to release it in a scratch and sniff box. This is Attack of the Sweaty Armpits!
Apparently the guys at Factory Video got their ideas from contacting an armpit fetish Internet newsgroup. I can only imagine the fruity guys out there hunched over a terminal, rubbing their hands with glee: Our prayers have been answered! theyd beam.
We start in an adult video store where young Skyy browses for armpit videos but prefers to see Daddy Parkers real life ones instead. Ahh, the animal magnetism that a charcoal wife-beater can evoke! It all proves too much for Skyy, who dives straight in as Parker inspects the top shelf. Clothes are shed and underarms are well and truly tongue-explored, getting to the point where you have no idea when drool ends and perspiration begins. Blow-jobs and a great fuckscene (with Parker doing his usual frenetic topping) leads to an amazing bit where Skyy shoots his baby-gravy right into Parkers pit-stop (odd post-production effect here, or my acid kicked in early) before offering a repeat performance on his Daddys already cum-matted torso, which he then proceeds to lick off.
I lost count of how much screentime was devoted to crevices. Needless to say youll love it, and as for that bit of pit-fucking - well, you aint seen nothing yet!
The second episode is Caught in the Pit and sees underclothed Horst asleep in a really crummy sheeted-off set that funnily enough makes it even dirtier. Along comes similarly-attired Alias and gives the sleeping beauty a quick lick, working his way under the t-shirt sleeve as if it was foreskin.
Oops. The Kraken awakes, so get ready. Things get very verbal and very dirty very quickly. Alias becomes the axilla bottom, sing himself in Horsts canyons as his own crevices get pinched, slapped, twisted, plucked and gripped. These Armpit Pigsluts lead the way in whats no doubt going to become a new sexual revolution. Heck, Madonna will be recording songs about it soon.
The noisy bastards take turns fucking each others dripping shoulderbags (amazing!) before Alias rubbers up and fucks his big buddy whilst licking his own pores dry. The sequence (which made me want to criminalize all antiperspirant) ends with Alias delivering his candy samples right into Horsts face before he retaliates with a spoogebomb right into Aliass armpit, which both lovingly proceed to lick clean and dry. We can only look on in awe. And grab a Kleenex. Catholics should take special note - its another way to fuck without birth control! Here endeth the second lesson.
The final scene is romantically entitled Love Stinks - a pretty gross moniker but, hey, you get the picture. Wild and Davenport pick each other up in the street, head to Wilds apartment and get down to it on the sofa. Theres really nothing more to say: Davenport rips off Wilds shirt to get to his Loveland which he dotingly begins to devour. Hope the t-shirt wasnt expensive because its reduced to rags as Davenport keeps ripping to get better access to those strawberry-blonde hair-coves like hes just discovered his life-long fetish. He just doesnt stop! And it also totally reawakened one of my own dormant fantasies - I absolutely forgot how wood-inducing the sound of tearing fabric is.
Out come their amazing meat puppets and the two take their time paying equal attention to both horny body areas before they prove they really do know their asses from their elbows (ok - bad off-the-mark joke but it still works) as they flip-flop each other all over the lounge. As ever, both get each others loads smack-bang in the kisser.
Cant wait to see the sequel, maybe featuring vignettes such as the Perils of Penelope Pitstop, or The Pit and the Pendulous? Maybe Pitt: The Younger, a historical segment about Britains youngest Prime Minister?
Format: avi
Duration: 1:14:56
Video: 720x480, XviD, 1342kbps
Audio: 125kbps
File size: 810.7 MB
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Strokes To Seduction Marine on Saint Croix
Studio: Studio 2000 Int
Strokes To Seduction is Studio 2000 Internationals latest pastoral, prickathon through the farmlands around Prague. Directed by Jan Novak, who is one of the most prominent players on the European scene today, Strokes To Seduction is a slam-bam, boner-inducing success from beginning to end. It stars breathtaking blond Studio 2000 exclusive Ladislav Pekar, unquestionably one of the most desired models in the world. With a hair-dusted chiseled body, a flawless face, a firm, fuzzy butt and a super-shooter schlong, this is a super man for the ages. He appears in two scenes, lending his superstar presence and his perfect prick to the package.
Format: mp4
Duration: 1:23:06
Video: 640x480, AVC (H.264), 1959kbps
Audio: 193kbps
File size: 1.3 GB
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Bang On (Jaxton Wheeler Fucks Johnny V) 1080P Salt Spring Island
Studio: Raging Stallion
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Format: mp4
Duration: 22:02
Video: 1920x1080, AVC (H.264), 6968kbps
Audio: 187kbps
File size: 1.1 GB
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Anal Bondage Couva
Release Year: 2000
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Cast: Blake Harper, Drew Stevens
Genres: Fetish, BDSM, Shaving, Spanking, Muscles, Extreme, Penetration
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Format: avi
Duration: 1:49:43
Video: 640x480, DivX 5, 1465kbps
Audio: 54kbps
File size: 1.2 GB
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MyFriendsFeet - Sean Holmes & Cameron Kincade (1080p) Hadley
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Format: mp4
Duration: 28:51
Video: 1920x1080, AVC (H.264), 5792kbps
Audio: 148kbps
File size: 1.2 GB
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Cum Harvest, Scene 4 - Andy Fisher, Mike Branco Hd Tompkinsville
Video language: English
With the apples in harvest, young Andy Fisher is clearly keen to demonstrate his party-trick at the start of this stunning little escapade – juggling three fruit with remarkable ease, whilst simultaneously maintaining a cheeky grin on his face to look every inch the desirable little fucker! What’s more, it’s an achievement that clearly impresses his blond-haired buddy, Mike Branco; who arrives to smooch the face off our would-be circus act, and who very quickly has his handsome cock out to tempt Fisher into a much more carnal kind of performance.
Format: mp4
Duration: 26:09
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264), 3898kbps
Audio: 122kbps
File size: 771.2 MB
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Bed Bath & Boyfun Garwood
Release Year: 2021
Genres: Anal Sex, Bareback, Big Dicks, Blowjob, Cumshots, Hairy, Kissing, Masturbation, Muscles
Video language: English
Big-dicked blond boy Jack Flynn is enjoying a soak in the tub when he spies his friend Dennis O'Bryan watching something hot and tugging on his cock.
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Format: mp4
Duration: 23:57
Video: 1920x1080, AVC (H.264), 7960kbps
Audio: 125kbps
File size: 1.4 GB
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