No Cash For Wifey
25 November 2015
You have been serving Goddess Elle for a while and it has come that time when your budget needs to be reevaluated. Your expenditure needs to be reigned in. You are not a normal man and should not live a normal life. You do not work 9-5 at that dull job for any other reason than to give to me. So it's about time you take the next step and truly feel the sacrifice of being a financial slave.
So you will send me your budget... You will itemize everything, including only the bare essentials. Value food, rent/mortgage etc. You will dispose of unnecessary expenditure, such as your car (the bus was created for losers like you), satellite television etc. I am your priority, I am at the top of the list for spending. Not your friends, family and definitely NOT your wife. She isn't even on the list. Its all about ME, ME and ME!
There will be no allowance for social life, as this will consist of nothing more than clip viewing, jerking off and general online worship. And vacations? They do not exist. You spend your time away from the desk, working for me.
