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WildHare87 · 12-11-2021, 07:46 AM

Jordana Leigh shows off her body while giving JOI

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Duration: 4 min 58 s
Size: 154 MiB

Description: Jordana Leigh dolled up for a fortunate fellow who really wants to play with her boobs. Luckily for him, the kinky brunette has some nasty JOI which are going to help a horny guy get super hard.nWell I am wearing this sexy outfit just for you. I know how much you love my boobs so I wanted to show them off. Now take off your dick which is getting stiff as we speak since you are staring at my tits and start stroking it for me. Just play with it nice and light while you are enjoying the sight of my impressive ass. I know how much you want to be inside me so keep playing with yourself.nYour cock is getting rock hard now, isn't it? You cannot resist me in this black ensemble and I know how much you want to play with my fantastic fun bags. It would feel so good if you could just feel them in your hands and squeeze them a bit. But see how my ass cheeks pop out of this outfit. My butt looks so good in it. You just cannot hold out the thought of playing with it.n - Jordana Leigh
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WildHare87 · 12-11-2021, 12:34 PM

Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 4 min 50 s
Size: 187 MiB

Description: Jordana Leigh is in the mood for a foot worshiping session so she shows off her freshly pedicure feet to a fortunate fellow who cannot resist those wrinkled soles. Lovely brunette just loves giving out instructions on how to play with her sexy toes.nI want you to take a nice good look at my sexy size seven feet. Look at all the wrinkles on my soles. Doesn't that look appetizing? Now look at my cute little red toes and how I wiggle them. I know how hard your dick gets just by looking at them. I want you to imagine licking each and every of my ten toes one by one staring with a pinky toe and slowly moving on to the next one until you finish by feasting on my big toe. Just don't forget to get in between each of them with that skillful tongue.nI want that big toe deep inside your mouth. I want you to suck on it really hard because I know how exciting that makes you. Your hand makes its way down to your cock and you start stroking it as your tongue is wrapped around my perfect toe. Maybe you could get frisky with my soles next.n - Jordana Leigh
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WildHare87 · 12-11-2021, 05:24 PM

Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving

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Format: MPEG-4
Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 4 min 50 s
Size: 187 MiB

Description: Jordana Leigh is in the mood for a foot worshiping session so she shows off her freshly pedicure feet to a fortunate fellow who cannot resist those wrinkled soles. Lovely brunette just loves giving out instructions on how to play with her sexy toes.nI want you to take a nice good look at my sexy size seven feet. Look at all the wrinkles on my soles. Doesn't that look appetizing? Now look at my cute little red toes and how I wiggle them. I know how hard your dick gets just by looking at them. I want you to imagine licking each and every of my ten toes one by one staring with a pinky toe and slowly moving on to the next one until you finish by feasting on my big toe. Just don't forget to get in between each of them with that skillful tongue.nI want that big toe deep inside your mouth. I want you to suck on it really hard because I know how exciting that makes you. Your hand makes its way down to your cock and you start stroking it as your tongue is wrapped around my perfect toe. Maybe you could get frisky with my soles next.n - Jordana Leigh
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WildHare87 · 12-11-2021, 10:13 PM

Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 4 min 44 s
Size: 175 MiB

Description: Kandii Kiss wants to doll up a sissy boy into a hot blonde sex bomb so she got him some hot lingerie and a nice wig. This cute mistress is also going to treat her slave to some nasty JOI.nI am so ready to dress you up into a pretty little slut that I know you can be. We are going to start by dressing you into this black thong since it is a sign that you want to fuck. Then I will put this garter on you so you can get some stockings as well. I also got you a matching bra because you are not going to be a proper lady without a pair of nice tits. And I got you this pretty blonde wig since blondes have the most fun!nI can see a bulge in your panties so slide them to the side and grab your prick. Start stroking it up and down. I want you to masturbate as fast as you can. This should be a workout for you. You can even wave the long hair you have while you are touching yourself. I am going to give you a countdown so you can blow your load because I can see that you really desire to do so.n - Kandii Kiss
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WildHare87 · 12-12-2021, 03:02 AM

Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 4 min 44 s
Size: 175 MiB

Description: Kandii Kiss wants to doll up a sissy boy into a hot blonde sex bomb so she got him some hot lingerie and a nice wig. This cute mistress is also going to treat her slave to some nasty JOI.nI am so ready to dress you up into a pretty little slut that I know you can be. We are going to start by dressing you into this black thong since it is a sign that you want to fuck. Then I will put this garter on you so you can get some stockings as well. I also got you a matching bra because you are not going to be a proper lady without a pair of nice tits. And I got you this pretty blonde wig since blondes have the most fun!nI can see a bulge in your panties so slide them to the side and grab your prick. Start stroking it up and down. I want you to masturbate as fast as you can. This should be a workout for you. You can even wave the long hair you have while you are touching yourself. I am going to give you a countdown so you can blow your load because I can see that you really desire to do so.n - Kandii Kiss
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WildHare87 · 12-12-2021, 07:50 AM

Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 5 min 17 s
Size: 225 MiB

Description: Nasty blonde mistress knows how to doll up her slave in a nice outfit and prepare him for a stallion's pulsating member. Kandii Kiss loves teasing with her dirty words about a bisexual fantasy.nWe need to get you all pretty and sexy for your hot date tonight, so don't be shy. Get over here and let me put some lipstick on you and some of this lime color shadow for your eyes. Let's get that outfit on you since you want to look nice for your stud. Now that we got you all nice and slutty for your date, you are ready to play with your new friend's erected boner.nOpen wide and stick your tongue out. Let this engorged cock smack you all over your face. You seem to like this. I want you to take that huge dick deep down your throat while you are gagging on it. You just love sucking a boner I can feel you getting hard. I bet you are ready to take a massive load in your mouth while you are playing with those soft balls.n - Kandii Kiss
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WildHare87 · 12-12-2021, 12:39 PM

Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 5 min 17 s
Size: 225 MiB

Description: Nasty blonde mistress knows how to doll up her slave in a nice outfit and prepare him for a stallion's pulsating member. Kandii Kiss loves teasing with her dirty words about a bisexual fantasy.nWe need to get you all pretty and sexy for your hot date tonight, so don't be shy. Get over here and let me put some lipstick on you and some of this lime color shadow for your eyes. Let's get that outfit on you since you want to look nice for your stud. Now that we got you all nice and slutty for your date, you are ready to play with your new friend's erected boner.nOpen wide and stick your tongue out. Let this engorged cock smack you all over your face. You seem to like this. I want you to take that huge dick deep down your throat while you are gagging on it. You just love sucking a boner I can feel you getting hard. I bet you are ready to take a massive load in your mouth while you are playing with those soft balls.n - Kandii Kiss
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WildHare87 · 12-12-2021, 05:27 PM

Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 4 min 16 s
Size: 166 MiB

Description: Gorgeous blonde Kate England wants to make her slave's dream come true so she will let him play with her feet just this once. The lovely girl wants to feel a man's insatiable tongue between her toes.nI have noticed that you have been staring at my feet a lot lately. And you know what? I am getting sick and tired of it. So I figured we put an end to this and I will let you be a little perv for a few minutes. You can go ahead and come really close to my feet and just inhale that smelly foot scent.nI know that you really want to suck on my toes because you cannot resist them. It is okay to do it. You can even rub on one foot while you are licking the other one. Make sure not to miss any of my toes and to get the arches and the bottom part of my sexy heels. Get your tongue between every single wrinkle. I want to feel your lips on every spot of my perfect feet. You know you have been yearning for this for so long so don't miss out on this chance.n - Kate England
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WildHare87 · 12-12-2021, 10:15 PM

Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 4 min 16 s
Size: 166 MiB

Description: Gorgeous blonde Kate England wants to make her slave's dream come true so she will let him play with her feet just this once. The lovely girl wants to feel a man's insatiable tongue between her toes.nI have noticed that you have been staring at my feet a lot lately. And you know what? I am getting sick and tired of it. So I figured we put an end to this and I will let you be a little perv for a few minutes. You can go ahead and come really close to my feet and just inhale that smelly foot scent.nI know that you really want to suck on my toes because you cannot resist them. It is okay to do it. You can even rub on one foot while you are licking the other one. Make sure not to miss any of my toes and to get the arches and the bottom part of my sexy heels. Get your tongue between every single wrinkle. I want to feel your lips on every spot of my perfect feet. You know you have been yearning for this for so long so don't miss out on this chance.n - Kate England
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WildHare87 · 12-13-2021, 03:04 AM

Kate England is going to make you eat your cum

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Resolution: 1080 x 1 920
Duration: 3 min 45 s
Size: 139 MiB

Description: Kate England likes showing off her perky breasts while giving out jerking off instructions to her lucky man. This blonde is full of surprises like a nice cum eating session.nTake out your prick. Start stoking it and make it nice and hard for me. Show me how much you want me. I am already naked for you so let me know how much you appreciate it. Turn me on while you jerk off. Think about my hand wrapped around your dong and how good it would feel if I was the one doing the stroking for you. I want to make you cum so hard.nI need you to blow your load for me but not until I tell you to. I can sense that your balls are getting filled with that nice jizz. Wait until you see what we are going to do with all that semen. I want to count you down and make you blow the biggest load I have ever seen. Now I need you to eat all that sperm for me, every last drop.n - Kate England
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12-11-2021, 07:46 AM	#1671
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Jordana Leigh shows off her body while giving JOI Jordana Leigh shows off her body while giving JOI Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 4 min 58 s Size: 154 MiB Description: Jordana Leigh dolled up for a fortunate fellow who really wants to play with her boobs. Luckily for him, the kinky brunette has some nasty JOI which are going to help a horny guy get super hard.nWell I am wearing this sexy outfit just for you. I know how much you love my boobs so I wanted to show them off. Now take off your dick which is getting stiff as we speak since you are staring at my tits and start stroking it for me. Just play with it nice and light while you are enjoying the sight of my impressive ass. I know how much you want to be inside me so keep playing with yourself.nYour cock is getting rock hard now, isn't it? You cannot resist me in this black ensemble and I know how much you want to play with my fantastic fun bags. It would feel so good if you could just feel them in your hands and squeeze them a bit. But see how my ass cheeks pop out of this outfit. My butt looks so good in it. You just cannot hold out the thought of playing with it.n - Jordana Leigh Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Jordana Leigh shows off her body while giving JOI

12-11-2021, 12:34 PM	#1672
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 4 min 50 s Size: 187 MiB Description: Jordana Leigh is in the mood for a foot worshiping session so she shows off her freshly pedicure feet to a fortunate fellow who cannot resist those wrinkled soles. Lovely brunette just loves giving out instructions on how to play with her sexy toes.nI want you to take a nice good look at my sexy size seven feet. Look at all the wrinkles on my soles. Doesn't that look appetizing? Now look at my cute little red toes and how I wiggle them. I know how hard your dick gets just by looking at them. I want you to imagine licking each and every of my ten toes one by one staring with a pinky toe and slowly moving on to the next one until you finish by feasting on my big toe. Just don't forget to get in between each of them with that skillful tongue.nI want that big toe deep inside your mouth. I want you to suck on it really hard because I know how exciting that makes you. Your hand makes its way down to your cock and you start stroking it as your tongue is wrapped around my perfect toe. Maybe you could get frisky with my soles next.n - Jordana Leigh Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving

12-11-2021, 05:24 PM	#1673
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 4 min 50 s Size: 187 MiB Description: Jordana Leigh is in the mood for a foot worshiping session so she shows off her freshly pedicure feet to a fortunate fellow who cannot resist those wrinkled soles. Lovely brunette just loves giving out instructions on how to play with her sexy toes.nI want you to take a nice good look at my sexy size seven feet. Look at all the wrinkles on my soles. Doesn't that look appetizing? Now look at my cute little red toes and how I wiggle them. I know how hard your dick gets just by looking at them. I want you to imagine licking each and every of my ten toes one by one staring with a pinky toe and slowly moving on to the next one until you finish by feasting on my big toe. Just don't forget to get in between each of them with that skillful tongue.nI want that big toe deep inside your mouth. I want you to suck on it really hard because I know how exciting that makes you. Your hand makes its way down to your cock and you start stroking it as your tongue is wrapped around my perfect toe. Maybe you could get frisky with my soles next.n - Jordana Leigh Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Jordana Leigh's guide for foot loving

12-11-2021, 10:13 PM	#1674
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 4 min 44 s Size: 175 MiB Description: Kandii Kiss wants to doll up a sissy boy into a hot blonde sex bomb so she got him some hot lingerie and a nice wig. This cute mistress is also going to treat her slave to some nasty JOI.nI am so ready to dress you up into a pretty little slut that I know you can be. We are going to start by dressing you into this black thong since it is a sign that you want to fuck. Then I will put this garter on you so you can get some stockings as well. I also got you a matching bra because you are not going to be a proper lady without a pair of nice tits. And I got you this pretty blonde wig since blondes have the most fun!nI can see a bulge in your panties so slide them to the side and grab your prick. Start stroking it up and down. I want you to masturbate as fast as you can. This should be a workout for you. You can even wave the long hair you have while you are touching yourself. I am going to give you a countdown so you can blow your load because I can see that you really desire to do so.n - Kandii Kiss Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore

12-12-2021, 03:02 AM	#1675
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 4 min 44 s Size: 175 MiB Description: Kandii Kiss wants to doll up a sissy boy into a hot blonde sex bomb so she got him some hot lingerie and a nice wig. This cute mistress is also going to treat her slave to some nasty JOI.nI am so ready to dress you up into a pretty little slut that I know you can be. We are going to start by dressing you into this black thong since it is a sign that you want to fuck. Then I will put this garter on you so you can get some stockings as well. I also got you a matching bra because you are not going to be a proper lady without a pair of nice tits. And I got you this pretty blonde wig since blondes have the most fun!nI can see a bulge in your panties so slide them to the side and grab your prick. Start stroking it up and down. I want you to masturbate as fast as you can. This should be a workout for you. You can even wave the long hair you have while you are touching yourself. I am going to give you a countdown so you can blow your load because I can see that you really desire to do so.n - Kandii Kiss Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Kandii Kiss feminizes you into a cocksucking whore

12-12-2021, 07:50 AM	#1676
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 5 min 17 s Size: 225 MiB Description: Nasty blonde mistress knows how to doll up her slave in a nice outfit and prepare him for a stallion's pulsating member. Kandii Kiss loves teasing with her dirty words about a bisexual fantasy.nWe need to get you all pretty and sexy for your hot date tonight, so don't be shy. Get over here and let me put some lipstick on you and some of this lime color shadow for your eyes. Let's get that outfit on you since you want to look nice for your stud. Now that we got you all nice and slutty for your date, you are ready to play with your new friend's erected boner.nOpen wide and stick your tongue out. Let this engorged cock smack you all over your face. You seem to like this. I want you to take that huge dick deep down your throat while you are gagging on it. You just love sucking a boner I can feel you getting hard. I bet you are ready to take a massive load in your mouth while you are playing with those soft balls.n - Kandii Kiss Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs

12-12-2021, 12:39 PM	#1677
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 5 min 17 s Size: 225 MiB Description: Nasty blonde mistress knows how to doll up her slave in a nice outfit and prepare him for a stallion's pulsating member. Kandii Kiss loves teasing with her dirty words about a bisexual fantasy.nWe need to get you all pretty and sexy for your hot date tonight, so don't be shy. Get over here and let me put some lipstick on you and some of this lime color shadow for your eyes. Let's get that outfit on you since you want to look nice for your stud. Now that we got you all nice and slutty for your date, you are ready to play with your new friend's erected boner.nOpen wide and stick your tongue out. Let this engorged cock smack you all over your face. You seem to like this. I want you to take that huge dick deep down your throat while you are gagging on it. You just love sucking a boner I can feel you getting hard. I bet you are ready to take a massive load in your mouth while you are playing with those soft balls.n - Kandii Kiss Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Kandii Kiss making you her slave to give blowjobs

12-12-2021, 05:27 PM	#1678
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 4 min 16 s Size: 166 MiB Description: Gorgeous blonde Kate England wants to make her slave's dream come true so she will let him play with her feet just this once. The lovely girl wants to feel a man's insatiable tongue between her toes.nI have noticed that you have been staring at my feet a lot lately. And you know what? I am getting sick and tired of it. So I figured we put an end to this and I will let you be a little perv for a few minutes. You can go ahead and come really close to my feet and just inhale that smelly foot scent.nI know that you really want to suck on my toes because you cannot resist them. It is okay to do it. You can even rub on one foot while you are licking the other one. Make sure not to miss any of my toes and to get the arches and the bottom part of my sexy heels. Get your tongue between every single wrinkle. I want to feel your lips on every spot of my perfect feet. You know you have been yearning for this for so long so don't miss out on this chance.n - Kate England Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet

12-12-2021, 10:15 PM	#1679
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 4 min 16 s Size: 166 MiB Description: Gorgeous blonde Kate England wants to make her slave's dream come true so she will let him play with her feet just this once. The lovely girl wants to feel a man's insatiable tongue between her toes.nI have noticed that you have been staring at my feet a lot lately. And you know what? I am getting sick and tired of it. So I figured we put an end to this and I will let you be a little perv for a few minutes. You can go ahead and come really close to my feet and just inhale that smelly foot scent.nI know that you really want to suck on my toes because you cannot resist them. It is okay to do it. You can even rub on one foot while you are licking the other one. Make sure not to miss any of my toes and to get the arches and the bottom part of my sexy heels. Get your tongue between every single wrinkle. I want to feel your lips on every spot of my perfect feet. You know you have been yearning for this for so long so don't miss out on this chance.n - Kate England Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Kate England has a blast as a guy licks her feet

12-13-2021, 03:04 AM	#1680
WildHare87 Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137,209 Сказал(а) спасибо: 0 Поблагодарили 2 раз(а) в 2 сообщениях All my threads Rep Power: 284	Kate England is going to make you eat your cum Kate England is going to make you eat your cum Info: Format: MPEG-4 Resolution: 1080 x 1 920 Duration: 3 min 45 s Size: 139 MiB Description: Kate England likes showing off her perky breasts while giving out jerking off instructions to her lucky man. This blonde is full of surprises like a nice cum eating session.nTake out your prick. Start stoking it and make it nice and hard for me. Show me how much you want me. I am already naked for you so let me know how much you appreciate it. Turn me on while you jerk off. Think about my hand wrapped around your dong and how good it would feel if I was the one doing the stroking for you. I want to make you cum so hard.nI need you to blow your load for me but not until I tell you to. I can sense that your balls are getting filled with that nice jizz. Wait until you see what we are going to do with all that semen. I want to count you down and make you blow the biggest load I have ever seen. Now I need you to eat all that sperm for me, every last drop.n - Kate England Tags: Femdom, Female Model(s): Screen: DOWNLOAD Kate England is going to make you eat your cum